January 02, 2009

i could be lieing to you right now

ok this is what it is....
we do have the very mostly of an episode about open mic night and shut.been sittin on a puter for over a year.SLACK....kids...
anyway
sittin on a puter......foreshadowing font,please....a windows friggin 2000.oh what does that matter???,you ask.....like you know everything.....well i`ll tell you....avast anti virus is unable to fully support a 2000 and...really now...wood you???
electranama was lookin at lighthouse porn on the google up and....well......you know that custer dood and those indians...that one where he stood that last time???
windows 2ooo took it like a....oh what was her name???....never had a chance.Period.
poor old thing.and yes we COOD pull those files off..on a disk,ya`ll....jump drive look like shrimptoast to a virus.....we cood...maybe one day...
anyway,we started a new toon yesterday coz we wanna.it`s called Harlan The Younger(Lot 23).i think he lives on riverstyx lane but not sure....i`ll have our people check on that.
All the street names here are so quaint
thank you
revbait

21 comments:

pflbx said...

and eye doo meen pics of lighthouses.
is NOTHING sacred?
thank you
revbait

pflbx said...

on the other hand of it,she Does like lighthouses a lot.and siloes and water towers.....it was prolly her badmonkey thoughts that Invited the virus.
maybe the good and evil of a lighthouse pic changes with the intent of the googler
thank you
revbait

pflbx said...

hey al,ain`t you one of them computer guys an all?no which intestine to dig a virus outta in a windows 2000?threw one uh those defraggatory grenades into it last night.looked Bad before but looked Unfamiliar after.yanno like those weight loss comparison pics where the girl loses Too Much weight.looked like the third photo.thought i saw a hipbone.and how many intestines does that machine have,anyway?i googled up 2000 intestines but i don`t think it was what i was lookin for
Q....why did the chicken cross the road?
A...10011001001!
revbait

Unknown said...

There are these 3 doors, a left side door, a right side door and then there is a door in the middle.
One door leads to one of the true, TRUE answers in life ( and none of that 42 hogswallop either). The other 2 doors lead to a room full of midgets with tackhammers and vicegrips. This is, there's 3 fellers standing in front of them doors, just hanging around like.
One of em only tells the truth.
One of em only lies all the time.
And the third one? He likes to cut up people who ask tricky questions and rape the knife holes while he hums (not sings mind you, never sings)that song by them fellers.

what do you do?

Unknown said...

That or i'd install avg home addition on one of them gig stick usb things at a library or friends computer and then try to fix the ailin computer byy running it from the usb gigstick thingy.

pflbx said...

i think it`s lettin me TRY EVERYTHING so it can say to me....i let you try everything so you`d no u tried everything...unno how they do ya???
it`s in the boot,al.dvda.
the sad part for me is that`s where i keep my home made philosophy porn.got some good stuff of nee che gettin manxed with a curling iron from the 1930`s,,,back when they were good for that...they just grow em for looks now...and eye don`t need the nettubes to view it but everytime i try to .....unno....spend a little time with it....a trojan is already there and show pen hour is helpin hold em down and...i ain`t queer,al...not into that.
think i need the panda scan or hijackthis but it just feels so Dirty in there.
no that feeling that you`d get your rootkit so dirty it`d Never come clean???like that there.
revbait

pflbx said...

and i think they are called thumbin it in drives

Anonymous said...

oh i get it now!!!
the midgets with tackhammers and vicegrips is a metaphor for love.right?like catching the little king in one`s zipper every ten years is a metaphor for love.
me uh culp uh.been miles and years for either of those things in my life.which is lucky cause i still have zippers...
revbait

Unknown said...

I think I've been plannin on living in the past again.

Anonymous said...

uuummmmmm.....
so what did you do in the past,al?we are internets friends and you don`t have a profile .who are you,al?do you gots any money?answer the second question first!and Remember...you may be lieing.
revbait

my account won`t take my passwerd rite now...but you must....Must...accept that this is me.who else wood i be?

Anonymous said...

this is revbait,again.hopefully electranama will drop by here later all signed in and shut and confirm this as me.trust her.she noes.
got something i want you to see.rhublu...i`m talkin to you.....and since al up there is al up there...he might like it.
forget that i`m about to say...ricki lee jones.....that don`t matter...go youtube ricki lee jones....song is white girl......

pflbx said...

Al, I verify that the above revbait is thee reverend. Past and present.
Electranama
ps THX

Unknown said...

What did I do in the past? Mostly coke.

Do I have any money? More than I did back then, but a wife and kid is almost as good as a back monkey at hooverin up spare cash money. Anyway the money here has different pictures on it and funny shaped letters.

For a semi- recent history you can look at www.xanga.com/alpopeXX
But replace the XX with my favorite number or the number of the police car in dopesmokin grandson.

pflbx said...

al...you missed out on a good church we had awhile back.rhublu was there...she was somebody else then...me and electranama got our immaculation at about the same...shut!!!...i forget the name....oh yeah...the binary church of the immaculate upload....fukin upload me now!!!!!....didn`t happen rite then and now i got some corrupt data again...need some...thingees.... church had naked pics of lectranama...yummy...and naked pics of my tatooed little caligula.....and that wasn`t even the POINT.
had a fun time with a guy named dating master jeruselum at that church....he was a hoot and a holler....
i`m all alone in the world...not in love...haven`t been....did i say all alone in the world?i meant violently happy.eye get those mixed up.we`ve ALL had time to regenerate our cells,haven`t we?
revbait

pflbx said...

or jeff....movable feast...maybe i`m makin u both up so my blog will be better...eye no eye made ME up...
revbait

pflbx said...

yanno.......jeff....not claiming to no u or your new cells....but you do seem to be suffering from giving too much of a fuck.i`m not Really in the religbiz anymore,but i think you need to give less of a fuck,Eye might have a Certificate Of Not Giving A Fuck laying around here somewhere...$29.99 is a pretty good price.never had use of one myself but i too learned from the best.
thnx,revbait

Unknown said...

Don't judge me.

I am unjudgeable. A double negative makes a positive.

Does a double positive make a negative?

Yeah, right.

Unknown said...

I'm thinking about startin up a historical pre-enactment society, maybe about the 2317 troubles or the Spican wave war. What do you think?

pflbx said...

Rev, I think the Spican wave war is about Star Wars guys fighting over a flaming wave gem. Not fer sure, tho.
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pflbx said...

Well fine...but I think my action figures would be better.
I got the Juan, Hermanio, and the Ortiz...but I really want Nestor Villalobos.
Thank you,
RevBait

Frogspond said...

Froggie here!

I is a pc techy person... let me know if you want me to swing by and get your puter and then get yer data. Pretty easy to get it runn'n again.

Much easier than gettn my truck runn'n again.