A Very Special Christmas Show

We've been trying to do this show for 23 years. After many false starts and stops, we've done it. Many thanks to Johnny Depp for his role as Don Quixote.
Thank You.

Satan's Shopping Cart

Satan's Ipod

20 GB's of easy listening.
Now, about consumerism...one time we bought a $12 fish, it was little...soon we were feeding it $5 worth of goldfish a week...and then $7.50...consumerism. I'm not saying I'm good. I'm saying everyone is bad.

Fifth from the Last Supper Episode

A burning Zen monk and a turkey both understand the language of their dressing. Unless it's a pumpkin. Then let's just throw it at the tree and knock it clear into the New Year. It's only Thanksgiving. Not like it's one of God's holidays. It's just a ... we're so grateful for these new people who kept us from starving to death that we can exploit later ... kind of holiday. Plymoth Rock. Iron Eyes Cody. Medusa mask. There's nothing left to measure anymore.

Thank You

Family Portrait

There's none so blind as he who can not see beyond his own blog.

Look Like U Care

Are the pants I'm wearing made by child labor in some 3rd world country? or 4th? could be. But I got 'em at Goodwill. Somebody else bought 'em first.

Nokia

Satan`s house boy.He prefers..if you have to call it something....aide de campe.

bacilus and caribdes

you have won a free screen saver.to access....right click and save as ...you consider me your young apprentice.you gotta save as that or...i dunno...Dire Consequences....

5th from the Last Supper

Turkey is very high in purines. Purines are a contributing factor to gout inflammations. Beelzebubba does not eat turkey. But, he sure knows how to cook one.