You can't judge a book by it's cover. Well you can, but see where that gets ya. You gotta be careful about the contents page. And the timeline goes on forever. Ladies and gentlemen...Steve Jackson! Thank You
Hey, I just caught up on the Furd Mind back catalog, and I gotta say the stuff is getting beter and better. I've known more than one Timmy and your characterization of his iconic personality will burn through the ages. He cracks me up even when I can't understand what the hell is going on.
You might remember my name from the Radio Free Charleston credits. I have cut up many Pantograph Fleur Boxes to fit available space in the show! Destroying great art ensures my place in history. I'm a regular Phyllis Stein. It's unfortunate, but we in the huge, well-paid RFC production staff are under a strict mandate to keep the show somewhere between three and ninety-five minutes, thus the haphazard but well-meaning trims to the Flowerbox. It's kosher, though, no worry - we cut the episodes with a circumcision shield borrowed from Rabbi Popeye Doyleberg, arf, arf. The hardware looks like Captain America's, only smaller and more serious, and the star is different.
Yes, PanucciBrother, we understand editing too. Clifford Charles comes into Third Mind and gives us more than we ever need, at least for the matter at hand. So we edit... But what with you bein' a perfuessional and all, maybe you can help us out... Here at the Third Mind MediaPlex we have a shelf space that used to hold a ten gallon aquarium. So we're tryin' to resize the pixels in a 20 gallon aquarium to get it to fit where the 10 gallon used to be. We constrained proportions on the fish so that's workin out but we can't get the shelf edges to match the output aspect proportions of the aquariums previous 10 gal ratio...without the edges showing, I mean.
This method hides a multitude of sins: Resize the whole office complex/trailer to 100 X 60, then enlarge that back up to 720 X 482. That's right, 482, not 480. The extra scanline is for electron tithing. You don't have to observe the usual 10% Jeezus vig when things get subatomic. Just one single scanline will get you a front row ticket in purgatory, which has fresher bagged peanuts than Hayull.
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Hey, I just caught up on the Furd Mind back catalog, and I gotta say the stuff is getting beter and better. I've known more than one Timmy and your characterization of his iconic personality will burn through the ages. He cracks me up even when I can't understand what the hell is going on.
You might remember my name from the Radio Free Charleston credits. I have cut up many Pantograph Fleur Boxes to fit available space in the show! Destroying great art ensures my place in history. I'm a regular Phyllis Stein. It's unfortunate, but we in the huge, well-paid RFC production staff are under a strict mandate to keep the show somewhere between three and ninety-five minutes, thus the haphazard but well-meaning trims to the Flowerbox. It's kosher, though, no worry - we cut the episodes with a circumcision shield borrowed from Rabbi Popeye Doyleberg, arf, arf. The hardware looks like Captain America's, only smaller and more serious, and the star is different.
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Yes, PanucciBrother, we understand editing too. Clifford Charles comes into Third Mind and gives us more than we ever need, at least for the matter at hand. So we edit...
But what with you bein' a perfuessional and all, maybe you can help us out...
Here at the Third Mind MediaPlex we have a shelf space that used to hold a ten gallon aquarium. So we're tryin' to resize the pixels in a 20 gallon aquarium to get it to fit where the 10 gallon used to be. We constrained proportions on the fish so that's workin out but we can't get the shelf edges to match the output aspect proportions of the aquariums previous 10 gal ratio...without the edges showing, I mean.
This method hides a multitude of sins: Resize the whole office complex/trailer to 100 X 60, then enlarge that back up to 720 X 482. That's right, 482, not 480. The extra scanline is for electron tithing. You don't have to observe the usual 10% Jeezus vig when things get subatomic. Just one single scanline will get you a front row ticket in purgatory, which has fresher bagged peanuts than Hayull.
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