Satan's Confessor

Hi there! This is Administrator. Today I'm gonna tell you about Tony. We like to call him Tonytony. He says his own name...ALOT. It may be some sort of ZEN thing...we don't know...we're checking on that.
You may remember him as the DJ on the Christmas episode. Or maybe you remember him as Satan's confessor. And you perhaps don't think that Himself Himself would need a confessor, but people think alot of things.
Now...here's the thing with Tonytony...or maybe with you...but we're talkin about Tony...if you loved your mother...your dead mother...your dead mother fryin' in Hell...what would you do just to HEAR from the old bag of bones? I mean...if somebody offered a way?
Would you look politely into Satan's eyes and commiserate his divine sufferings?
Well, Tony would.

Literacy Project

This is where I WOULD have a go at the adult illiterates of America. This is where I WOULD talk to them about the missing of a most basic opportunity in America. Where were they in 6th grade?
But they wouldn't understand a word I'm saying. See? Watch...Hey illiterate! DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORDS I'M TYPING RIGHT NOW? Thought so.
Futile.