Satan's Confessor

Hi there! This is Administrator. Today I'm gonna tell you about Tony. We like to call him Tonytony. He says his own name...ALOT. It may be some sort of ZEN thing...we don't know...we're checking on that.
You may remember him as the DJ on the Christmas episode. Or maybe you remember him as Satan's confessor. And you perhaps don't think that Himself Himself would need a confessor, but people think alot of things.
Now...here's the thing with Tonytony...or maybe with you...but we're talkin about Tony...if you loved your mother...your dead mother...your dead mother fryin' in Hell...what would you do just to HEAR from the old bag of bones? I mean...if somebody offered a way?
Would you look politely into Satan's eyes and commiserate his divine sufferings?
Well, Tony would.

Literacy Project

This is where I WOULD have a go at the adult illiterates of America. This is where I WOULD talk to them about the missing of a most basic opportunity in America. Where were they in 6th grade?
But they wouldn't understand a word I'm saying. See? Watch...Hey illiterate! DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORDS I'M TYPING RIGHT NOW? Thought so.
Futile.

A Very Special Christmas Show

We've been trying to do this show for 23 years. After many false starts and stops, we've done it. Many thanks to Johnny Depp for his role as Don Quixote.
Thank You.

Satan's Shopping Cart

Satan's Ipod

20 GB's of easy listening.
Now, about consumerism...one time we bought a $12 fish, it was little...soon we were feeding it $5 worth of goldfish a week...and then $7.50...consumerism. I'm not saying I'm good. I'm saying everyone is bad.

Fifth from the Last Supper Episode

A burning Zen monk and a turkey both understand the language of their dressing. Unless it's a pumpkin. Then let's just throw it at the tree and knock it clear into the New Year. It's only Thanksgiving. Not like it's one of God's holidays. It's just a ... we're so grateful for these new people who kept us from starving to death that we can exploit later ... kind of holiday. Plymoth Rock. Iron Eyes Cody. Medusa mask. There's nothing left to measure anymore.

Thank You

Family Portrait

There's none so blind as he who can not see beyond his own blog.

Look Like U Care

Are the pants I'm wearing made by child labor in some 3rd world country? or 4th? could be. But I got 'em at Goodwill. Somebody else bought 'em first.

Nokia

Satan`s house boy.He prefers..if you have to call it something....aide de campe.

bacilus and caribdes

you have won a free screen saver.to access....right click and save as ...you consider me your young apprentice.you gotta save as that or...i dunno...Dire Consequences....

5th from the Last Supper

Turkey is very high in purines. Purines are a contributing factor to gout inflammations. Beelzebubba does not eat turkey. But, he sure knows how to cook one.

Nathan's Gummi Hot Dogs

I'm not sure that gummi hot dogs existed until we put it on the show. But it doesn't surprise me that they do. But today, on Halloween, we found Nathan's Gummi Hot Dogs at the Dollar Tree. NATHAN'S. GUMMI. HOT. DOGS. I'm pretty sure that they didn't exist before today. But if they do they should pay us for this commercial. Thank You.

satan told me

that he doesn`t even BELIEVE in hell and he`s not sure why you people keep sending yourselves there.

FAQ

why is satan walking the earth and living in an upscale mobile home community?well here it is....
Hell Is Full.they aren`t even taking applications for more souls.they are back logged 5 years on the processing of the one`s they got.biznizz is good.are you surprised?
so there he is...hangin` out for at least five years...just drinkin` some tea and workin in the yard.not how you expected it..is it?

Pentagram Flowerbox Hell-O-Ween

Car wash Conclusion

Little Timmy

Nathan's Gravegrounds

Nathan's gravegrounds located adjacent to Nathan's Turkey Farm.

Nathan's Auto Salvage

if you`re ever in elkins,north carolina,visit Zach`s Towing and Auto repair.you don`t have to call ahead...they`ll see you coming.they`re gettin off easy with this.i was tryin to figure out how to virus up thier computers.if you know how to...feel free..Zack`s towing...elkins north carolina

Customer Lounge

Nathan`s hat says...Prosthetic Forehead Under Here...inquire within for one of your own.

Ballpeen Hammer

Bird poop 2

This cut contains a photo of real hotdog water that we really like. It got edited out on RFC.

Bird poop 1

Dope smoking grandson

This is from upcoming episode 2, Dope Smokin' Grandson. Satan thinks Timmy is smoking dope in his camper. Granny says he's only experimenting. Satan says Timmy has no will of his own. Granny says he's going thro a phase. And SOMEONE tags satan's camper...

Nathan's Automotive

You know that dream where you're frightened by a vicious hillbilly and your aluminum baseball bat turns into potted meat and he eats the whole thing? Or is it just me?

Nokia's flower dance...featuring Harrison as Nokia

Unsponsored Endorsement

Tom's Toothpaste...a product we use, and they should pay us for this commercial.

Episode 1

THE SIN OF PRIDE
Satan is tired of Granny's cat walking on his car.

Welcome to the Pentagram Flower Box Show

Things will never be the same at this trailer park.
Come joins us in the adventures of Hellacious Acres crazy tenants and see what unfolds.

Somebody has to turn the rabbit poop under

Here Comes Satan

Japanese is not a fad

Bad Press

No such thing as bad press?? Have u seen what they say about me?? I'm just another jerk doing Our Father's bidding. And this is the thanks i get, Dad?