Press Release

Third Mind's Fred Snuffer, the muscular, masculine, woman-chasing, testosterone-fueled, thus seemingly stupid, heterosexual character...is in no way intended to resemble any other Fred Snuffers...anywhere...living or dead...what's in a name?

i`d rather smoke here than in the hereafter

we recently discovered that we smoke the same cigarettes as johney depp.and that prolly means jim jarmush does too.and that has GOT to make us cool on some level.bali shag classic european handrolling tobacco.start smokin,kids,and smoke the BEST!all the cool kids are doin it.
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Tuesday Night is Hooka Night

The town where we used to live made it illegal to smoke cigarettes, even in a bar. The town where we live now, you can go to a bar and not only smoke cigarettes, you can smoke really expensive tobacco...from exotic, imported hooka pipes. Just like all the cool kids do. You would think that would be the irony. We here at Third Mind love tobacco. We would love to Hooka. But we'd rather have to go to custody court than be in either one of those places. That...that's what we're talking about.
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The Steve Jackson Project

You can't judge a book by it's cover. Well you can, but see where that gets ya. You gotta be careful about the contents page. And the timeline goes on forever. Ladies and gentlemen...Steve Jackson!
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Swingles

HE'S A MAN! He's a Johnny Bravo GI JOE and how could you NOT want to ride the Snufftrain? Regardless of the size of the petard...hoisted is hoisted.

Bad Boys

Whatcha gonna do? Timmy and Tony watching COPS in Satan's camper.

Baad Tofu

Gosh kids, ain't it been a barrell of monkies makin' this episode? We wanted to show you little bits along the way but Administrator said that was not an option. It took us almost 3 months to make it...3 months outta our lives...but Administrator was kind enuff to set time back so it seems to YOU like it's been around a month. But it's still 3 months outta our lives.
Well...you gotta serve somebody.
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Dopesmoking Grandson

Hi There! This is Administrator. Who's to bless and who's to blame? Someone told me one time that sometimes I didn't speak to my best friends and didn't realize that my enemy was sleeping on my love seat. I don't remember if it was a friend who told me that or not.
You know Satan is new here. He's never lived here before. He's LIKE a new soul. And Timmy IS smoking dope in Satan's camper. But who hasn't? And Satan's just not trying to get the fuzz around here.
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I just wanna say

Dopesmokin' Grandson...epsisode number whatever...is almost finished. So close. And I dreamed last night that I watched the next episode. WATCHED. IT.
It's called BAAAD TOFU.
So I woke up and wrote it down. Then I woke up Electranama and told her ALL about it and...BOY HOWDY...she just laughed and I'm sure it was worth being woke up for...
Anyway...
I'm TURGID to do this next thing and I know EXACTLY how Orson Welles felt when he ran off to RIO to do that Carnivale footage when he hadn't even finished The Magnificent Ambersons.
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Satan's Confessor

Hi there! This is Administrator. Today I'm gonna tell you about Tony. We like to call him Tonytony. He says his own name...ALOT. It may be some sort of ZEN thing...we don't know...we're checking on that.
You may remember him as the DJ on the Christmas episode. Or maybe you remember him as Satan's confessor. And you perhaps don't think that Himself Himself would need a confessor, but people think alot of things.
Now...here's the thing with Tonytony...or maybe with you...but we're talkin about Tony...if you loved your mother...your dead mother...your dead mother fryin' in Hell...what would you do just to HEAR from the old bag of bones? I mean...if somebody offered a way?
Would you look politely into Satan's eyes and commiserate his divine sufferings?
Well, Tony would.

Literacy Project

This is where I WOULD have a go at the adult illiterates of America. This is where I WOULD talk to them about the missing of a most basic opportunity in America. Where were they in 6th grade?
But they wouldn't understand a word I'm saying. See? Watch...Hey illiterate! DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORDS I'M TYPING RIGHT NOW? Thought so.
Futile.

A Very Special Christmas Show

We've been trying to do this show for 23 years. After many false starts and stops, we've done it. Many thanks to Johnny Depp for his role as Don Quixote.
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Satan's Shopping Cart

Satan's Ipod

20 GB's of easy listening.
Now, about consumerism...one time we bought a $12 fish, it was little...soon we were feeding it $5 worth of goldfish a week...and then $7.50...consumerism. I'm not saying I'm good. I'm saying everyone is bad.

Fifth from the Last Supper Episode

A burning Zen monk and a turkey both understand the language of their dressing. Unless it's a pumpkin. Then let's just throw it at the tree and knock it clear into the New Year. It's only Thanksgiving. Not like it's one of God's holidays. It's just a ... we're so grateful for these new people who kept us from starving to death that we can exploit later ... kind of holiday. Plymoth Rock. Iron Eyes Cody. Medusa mask. There's nothing left to measure anymore.

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Family Portrait

There's none so blind as he who can not see beyond his own blog.

Look Like U Care

Are the pants I'm wearing made by child labor in some 3rd world country? or 4th? could be. But I got 'em at Goodwill. Somebody else bought 'em first.

Nokia

Satan`s house boy.He prefers..if you have to call it something....aide de campe.

bacilus and caribdes

you have won a free screen saver.to access....right click and save as ...you consider me your young apprentice.you gotta save as that or...i dunno...Dire Consequences....

5th from the Last Supper

Turkey is very high in purines. Purines are a contributing factor to gout inflammations. Beelzebubba does not eat turkey. But, he sure knows how to cook one.